People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
The Tyrells are the kind of people you should never ever fuck with. They’re all beautifully composed and made of finely cut marble on the outside, but if you mess with them or anyone they hold dear, you will end up a pathetic shell of a human being. In short, the Tyrells are my goddamn heroes.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.